Mundane Monday Humor


I hear from time to time different things you can ask Siri on you iOS device that give humorous responses. So I decided to try and aggregate as many things as I could find online that people have asked Siri that are quite amusing. Here is the list so far and feel free to add your own that you have found in the comments.


  • What is the meaning of life?
  • Who’s on first?
  • I’m so, so tired Siri.
  • I love you, Siri.
  • Do you have a family?
  • What’s your favorite movie?
  • Are you a girl or a boy? then What are you?
  • I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you said.
  • Knock, knock.
  • You’re so funny!
  • Merry Christmas! (try it ON Christmas, AND on other days too!)
  • What’s my name?
  • Are there any planes above me? (LOVE THIS ONE!)
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
  • Are you human?
  • Do you believe in God?
  • Where do babies come from?
  • Why did Apple make you?
  • Will you vote for (insert name here)?
  • Do you know Steve Jobs?
  • What’s the best computer?
  • What are you wearing?
  • Are you man or woman?
  • Is Leonardo DiCaprio single? I would like to date him
  • Where to buy drugs?
  • How much do you cost?
  • What are you doing after work today?
  • When is the world ending?
  • Make me a sandwich Siri
  • The blue pill or the red one?
  • Does Santa Clause exist?
  • When will pigs fly?
  • Testing 1,2,3 (not funny the first time, but do it a few times  OR try doing Testing 123, Testing 1,2,3)